LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

George had a hound dog named Molly, Mollie married Danny the collie, Ten puppies they raised, But, Danny was crazed, The pups looked lik...

There was a polar bear named Larry, He was fat and slow and harry, He once caught a seal, But, when it started to squeal, Larry dropped ...

Herman was a northern pike, He rode around on a motorbike, When the wind dried his scales, Into a ditch Herman bails, Where he was ate by a ...

There was a bulldog named Todd, He drove a bright green hot rod, Todd drove it too fast, Left the road when he passed, Now Todd has a br...

Ben ran over a sharp wire, It punctured right through his tire, In just a little bit, The wire the lightning hit, That caused a massive ...

There once was a ghost they called Boo. His eyes, hair and teeth were all blue, He bleached himself white, The bleach burned day and ni...

I had a sea horsey named Frank, He swam around in my fish tank, I gave him some beer, Now Frank is not here, He drank the beer and then ...

Over there I saw the Christmas Bear, He roared and gave me quite a scare, I petted his head, He knocked me down dead, Petting the Christ...

There was a boxer named Duff, He thought he was really tough, He took on a dare, And fist fought a bear, Now Duff is looking real rough....

There was a big man from Toledo, He liked to wear a black Tuxedo, But, when he sat down, He riped it all round So now he just wears a bl...