LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I received a summons, to go see the great judge, in court,🏛 The great judge said, he had a very, concerning report,🐿 While at the dart clu...

I made out all my Christmas cards, but I could not find my address book, I thought of where it could be, but it wasn't there when I took...

I went to buy meat and was shocked by the sticker, The price was so high that it shut down my ticker, When revived, I went to the bar, An...

I went to the tavern for a pint of bitters, In it were specks, looked like little critters, The bar keep said it was just dust, He'd pou...

The urban dictionary, I dunno, The words infest my brain, then start to grow, I went to my old pub, Now, labeled a hub, They're still as...

Purple is Jim's swollen eye, and broke is Jim's pained Pelvis, Jim got into a fight with a guy, named Big Alpha Elvis, It was over a...

Some shoes bend left, some shoes bend right, Shoes hurt like a chainsaw, if too tight, My toes come in twos, To fit left-right shoes, Shoes ...