LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My  bestest friend Elysium, went to take a withdrawal from their bank, Elysium lost all of their money, because the bank was in the tank, Th...

I went outside and got the mail, at the breaking of the dawn, It was no greeting card, but a notice I was overdrawn, I went to the bank, I w...

My payments on my credit cardy, Gain me late fees for I am often tardy, And, though on debts I muse, Still in the end just loose, Ju...

I went to the bank to draw out some money, An elderly lady cashier said, "You can't have it now, honey, For the bank is deep in a...

With Jim's mortgage it was sink or swim, In choices the banks gave no other, So, Jim chose the choice easiest for him, He moved i...