LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I invested in real estate, stocks and, bonds, While the wizards on Wall Street waved their wands, I fell for their pitch, They got reall...

I made an appointment with my bank, Because my savings was in the tank, The interest paid was one percent, More income was my meetings in...

When I go to see my banker, He is snoty never mean, That's because my banker owns, A delux snot machine, He tells me that my accoun...

My banker told me to buy real estate, I lost my shirt by the closing date, My broker said buy stocks, Then, stocks hit the rocks, I gues...

My banker has a desperate desire, To be a real life money vampire, On my credit he sucks, Charges big interest bucks, And, my bank fees ...