LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I invested in real estate, stocks and, bonds, While the wizards on Wall Street waved their wands, I fell for their pitch, They got reall...

I made an appointment with my bank, Because my savings was in the tank, The interest paid was one percent, More income was my meetings in...

When I go to see my banker, He is snoty never mean, That's because my banker owns, A delux snot machine, He tells me that my accoun...

My banker has a desperate desire, To be a real life money vampire, On my credit he sucks, Charges big interest bucks, And, my bank fees ...

Melvin the horse was extremely crazy indeed, He sold hen houses to chickens for chicken feed, He got them great loans, They couldn't ...