LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I use to spruce up my baked cakes, with nuts and berries from the store, Now I spruce up my homemade cakes, by adding sweeping from the floo...

I baked some strawberry-rhubarb pie, Instead of wheat flour, I subed rye, Rye is more healthy, you know, Rye helps bowels open, and flow, On...

I made a fruitcake, adding berries and cream, It tasted real good, like a taste from a dream, I should have added jelly, For the sweet tooth...

My banana nut bread has been abruptly paused, My cooking stove went out, and it was gas leak caused, The gas leak fixer fella, Smoked cigs, ...

I love my cookies of sweet gingerbread, The gingerbread flavor goes right to my head, Cookies of molasses, Bloats bellies with gasses,...

I made a batch of cookies, and they turned out way too small, Someone told me they were cookie crumbs, and weren't cookies at all, From ...

I wear ginger on my head, I like ginger in my bread, And whatever the fame, Ginger is a good name, If eat a little you'll feel well fed.

The only way I'll make a cake,🍩 Is if it's fried; I never bake.💥 I'll include a pinch of pumpkin spice,🎃 It's Halloween, ...

There is a young farmer named Jake, He hates to hoe and to rake, He would not milk his cows, Or feed slop to his sows, He should quit fo...

Hilda baked a pin cherry pie, She forgot sugar and the tartness makes me cry, And, if I eat more than one piece, I fear I'll give up ...

For my little goldfishy's sake, I forgo eating all tuna stake, He's comforted to see, No fish ate by me, He can't see the salmon...

Donny's Christmas cookies tasted like a toilet that would not flush, Donny said that all complainers should just shut their traps and hu...

I kept my baking powder very dry, So, I could bake my Apple pie, I use apples, cinnamon and cheese, I bake at 350 degrees, And, pile...

I made some biscuits with cornmeal, I used half the cornmeal so, what's the deal, But, my family said "NO!," My biscuits ha...