LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought two little knick knacks, to display on my little dorm bookshelf, One was a 3 inch plastic bear, the other a 2 inch plastic elf, The...

My roommate is a dirty dog, He ate my groceries, he is such a big hog, The toilet he won’t flush, Or give it a brush, To ask him to swee...

I have a roommate who does not like to flush, It makes me sick when my teeth I must brush, I hope and I pray, He moves out one day, If h...

My dorm room door I beat down with a rock, Because my roommates had changed the lock, And, after that date, I knew how'd I rate, So,...