LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It's Friday the 13th and all fear they'll be dead, So, they start off the morning by wetting to bed, For they are afraid of the cree...

The stork brought babies and babies, My pet rat came down with the rabies, My skin was all covered with scabies, It was the darkest and dark...

My teabag breaks and spoils my drink, I don't drink my tea so, all day I couldn't think, I did try a Coke, But, the Coke bottle b...