LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was admonished for working too slow, The boss wanted me to go, go, go, go, It caused me agonizing pain, When he planted chips in my brain,...

I went out to use my snow thrower, But, something was wrong with the blower, Then, my snow shovel broke, And, my old car wouldn’t choke, ...

Wendell was a wild weird wart, With whopping wicked ways, He cried over each labor cost report, And, rewarded workers with false praise. ...