LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

High priced cereal, Nice box: tastes like sticks and leaves, Trash can smells better. Sugar, Cereal, Yuck! Tastes like very dry grass,...

I love my bacon grease fried potaters, I flavor them with garden green tomaters, With scrambled eggs on the side, And venison steak grill...

I was in a dark, damp forest from times of yore,  Monsters and man eating plants were in trees, and on the floor, But, I was aback taken,...

In the end there is no end, just a silent tuning fork, Like a wine bottle once opened up, you can't appease with cork, So, oft we go...

Gretta had a pot bellied pig, Dan's peanuts it decided to dig, Because Dan's food had been taken, Dan made the pig into bac...

I had a feisty Pomeranian named Little Dog Lee, He would bite down on my pant cuffs and not let them be, But, when I offered him bacon, ...

I kept my baking powder very dry, So, I could bake my Apple pie, I use apples, cinnamon and cheese, I bake at 350 degrees, And, pile...

While I was away fishing on a bridge, A giant tuna robbed my fridge, And, what was taken? It was ten pounds of bacon, The tuna fried...

Martha's wicked whirligig, It was so fast, so big, It spun way to fast, Then, went flying at last, And, made bacon out of Maribel...