LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Robert the backwoodsman made his own pillow, He stuffed it with leaves from an old weeping willow, But, when he went to bed, And laid dow...

Simon was a giant crawdad, He ate dead fish and smelled real bad, He brushed twice a day, And used mouthwash they say, He still had no f...

Georgia burned her house all up, Because she used a paper cup, For a cheap ashtray, A paper cup didn’t pay, Now she has nowhere to sup.