LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The dumb dinosaur, he just went way too far, When he ate up grandma's old Volkswagen car, Grandma used her big straw broom, It was the d...

My used, old car broke down, while I traveled the highway today, It's underneath an overpass, where it will forever stay, Someone might ...

I drove my pickup down the highway, while it made a clanging noise, I drove it to the mechanic shop, called Big Jobs At Little Roy's, My...

I built a huge rocket and flew it to Mars, It never got there, but blew up and made stars, They were all very shinny, Did not last; just too...

Down the highway my car went fast, spinning, If it were a race, I would have been winning, But there was a glitch, I found a deep ditch, The...

My garbage came down with the flew, A truck hit it, and the can was brand new, It was so sad, For the can, I felt bad, For my grief, I think...

The months in Michigan before May, I charge my battery all day, Between the mice and the rats, The skunks and the bats, My wires are chewed ...

Tinkle, tinkle little car, Your oil leaks on the road tar, Your radiator too, Is leaking green-blue, I don't think you'll go ver...