LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Fast forward my little truck, will never, ever go, The engine won't turnover, and that's pretty, darn slow, I took it to repair, Tha...

Went out driving in a snowstorm, and lost my way, Went sliding and gliding into a Lake Huron Bay, The thin ice I tested, By the cold water, ...

There was a slithering orange snake in the snow, He slithered out onto the highway to glow, When they saw the snow snake, Each  car hit the ...

It's Christmas Eve and I'm heading home from work,🚲 I got hit by a speeder and man, what a jerk,💩 He sped off, didn't stay,🚐 ...