LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

On a recent travel, I went up a mountain pass, I rose up to the city with the towers of glass, I got a coffee to go, The service was slow, I...

My new cinnamon stick came out of the box, all bent, Of course, back to the manufacturer it was sent, In either coffee or tea, A stick, shou...

I found two big cardboard boxes, and built a brand new home, I'll no longer remain on the streets, and endlessly roam, I felt an incredi...

This bold man, he had a son, He had two, but away the other run, With a big black Cadillac, decked out in golden chrome, This bold man, from...

I have a bicycle built for two, Of course, my backseat broke off on you, Because you nag talk, I'll just let you walk, And I'll bike...

I'm positive of an evening sup, I'm positive next morn the sun comes up, I'm positive every day, I'll be loading truck...

I get up and get me ready for work, I'm just a humble, grocery store clerk, I take seven minutes to ready, Then have a coffee with dear,...

I got bit by three gigantic skeeters today, It's March; skeeters shouldn't be out until late in May, Now, I am all itchy, My tude ha...

My fortunes were dismally down, So I went to see the royal crown, Because I protested, I was arrested, And sentenced to dress as a clown.

Teacher told me I couldn't use the ampersand (& ), He said in his class, that symbol was banned, Well it just is not fair, Just beca...

I had a bird that would tweet and twitter, Then he ate something really bitter, Now he don't tweet, Hard to coax him to eat, He is silen...