LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I rode on my new tricycle, and everyone said, I was dope, I rode it straight up a steep hill, when all others gave up, and lost hope, The ne...

I use to do cartwheels, when I was a kid, I once did them on ice, and down the hill slid, I slid into the road, Found a fresh, frozen toad, ...

I use to play pickleball, Then I had a trip and a fall, After the hospital cost, My nest egg was lost, That's when I gave my lawyer a ca...

I swam 3 meters and sank down 4, If I hadn't stopped swimming I would have sunk down more, Of course, I'm a human, I'm not...

Rich had pudding on his basket, He did not know how it got there, It tasted like tapioca, With a trace of pear, Rich had pudding on his bicy...