LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I spend all my day, economic doomscrolling, I spend most all evenings, amateur bowling, I play my new flute, it's a Pan, Spoon garbanzo ...

I had a tire swing, roped to the branch of an oak tree, It wasn't fancy, but the swing was fun, and it was free, When I fell off, and do...

Orlando loved playing the outdoor sport of baseball, He could make the bases, because he was lean and tall, He shocked all the umpires faces...

I tried a little exercise, and I hurt my back, I had to lay flat on the floor of my shack, Finally, I grabbed the doorknob on the door, And ...

I swam 3 meters and sank down 4, If I hadn't stopped swimming I would have sunk down more, Of course, I'm a human, I'm not...

Rich had pudding on his basket, He did not know how it got there, It tasted like tapioca, With a trace of pear, Rich had pudding on his bicy...