LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I directed the local, township choir, For each tunes perfection, I did aspire, If the notes sounded extremely bad, I sent email, with emoji,...

I went out to Little Twin Lake, to find me a sabre tooth weasel. I wanted to paint his picture on a canvass, held by an easel. Found the wea...

I created a sweet meme to see if it could gain traction, Unfortunately, my new meme got no reaction, It was a silly meme, It was sort of ext...

The great Ann Arbor Dragon turned himself into stone, For he ate sixty tons of pure, crunchy human bone, What's acceptable to eat, Is on...

I make the bestest, yellow polka dot clay pots, I think it's because my brain is full of blood clots, The whole pot is grassy green, So,...

While everybody slumbers, I do my paint by numbers, I'm just glad there are no fines, For staying within the lines, It's an ...

Mr. Eddie was a mean, nasty, old ghost, He liked to paint pictures on my French toast, He used my berry jelly, A gift from aunt Ellie, His p...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...

I made a tapestry of flowers laying on some straw, Everyone who saw it, had a gaping jaw of awe,  I sold the tapestry for money, I shared th...

We have a nuclear war and I've bought some noodles, I can feed half my kids and all my pet poodles, You know it's no vacation,  Dyin...

When I have company, there is little to do, So I get out my airplane glue, I have models galore, I bought half price at the store It's e...

While the household snores and slumbers,🛏🛏 I make pretty pics with my paint-by-numbers,💯3⃣🔞🔢 They're pretty pics I can boast,💩💩💩...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...

My porcelain rabbit went to the floor, It scattered pieces from the TV to the door, The rabbit had been in grandma's old bookcase, Bu...