LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My Easter, holiday,  dinner ham, came from a one pound can, The only invite to my dinner, was my cousin, Dim Dan, We had squash, buttercup, ...

Parker was a big pimple, who had a home on Denny's knee, Denny popped Parker Pimple, then Denny's knee was pimple free, Then there w...

Every holiday it's not surprising,🙄 With all the family tensions rising,😡 After all our nasties are said,🙊 We sit down and break brea...

I had a little bitty skunk, his name was Uncle Ed, He stunk up the house, the barn, and even my red sled. My mate complained about the smell...

My ex-friend, Marnie doesn't live here anymore, Marnie moved to an apartment over a store, Marnie and I were very tight, But we had an u...