LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I traveled to Mars, and there wasn't much scenery there, Just a sickly coconut tree and a small koala bear, No place good to eat, No one...

I got told off by my new, concerned, AGI, It's worried about how I appear, to the eye, Said, I dress like a bad chooser, A poorly dresse...

To work, I wore my brand new paisley suit, That very day, my boss gave me the boot, He said never come back, It was a permanent sack, "...