LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Benny loved joining in with the Baby Boomer scene, He wore wild disco pants, and was disco lean, Then he met a hot mama, Full of Gen X, high...

Down In a dark tunnel, I found the crypt of the ancient kings, I went into the dank, musky crypt, to steal their precious, things, Clothes w...

I went into a pyramid, and confronted a beast, He was looking for yummy mummies, upon which to feast, The old mummies looked quirky, Tasted ...

I bought a beautiful flute from Mr. Pan, I cannot play it, the way Mr. Pan can, I squeak and squawk, He makes his talk, I became Pan's r...

I found an old limerick, laying on the kitchen floor, I picked it up, and it had ground into it, something more, It was a fried potato skin,...

I had a little time-ship, but the door got stuck tight shut, I could not get outside to meet the king we know as Tut, I used my brand new sp...