LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The next door, family of cannibals, put me, and my family in jars, We were all set in front of a window, so at night, we can all watch the s...

Why do we spell colour/color in two completely, different ways, I pine for that answer, before the dismal end, of my days, In my school yout...

I'm a hillbilly, and I really needs some more, They call me Poor Billy, because I'm so dirt poor, Never had no new shoes, Or socks t...

Davy has amazing hips, He acquired, eating chips, A genetic fluke, gave him fish lips, His favorite protein is canned kips, Guzzles beer, wa...