LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I don't like playing the Ducky, Ducky Goosey game, I'm a bit chubby, and heavy, and my legs go lame, I'm a little bit tall, So, ...

I brush my teeth with coffee grounds, and kitty liter, The litter is pee sour, but the grounds taste bitter, I bathe in motor oil, That I co...

What should I do, on a boring, old Saturday night? I could watch outside to see if the two tommys fight, They have the love smittens, Each w...

There are these big, vicious wolves called alpha-males, When I feed them people, the wolves wag their tails, I'm a druid in the woods, I...

Wheezy the cunning barn cat, met Perky the perfect perch, Wheezy pounced on and ate perky, then resumed her pond search, Then, Wheezy met co...