LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

He-man Herman's nose was fat, red and full of gray stuffy, Around his little eyeballs, it was dank, dark and puffy, When Herman blew his...

Someone mean hurt my pigs, when they fed them rhubarb pie, Their bellies swelled up so much, it made my pigs all cry, I pilled each pig with...

I went to the cheese factory to buy me cheese, The prices were high and the displays a cheese tease, So I had to buy, Each favor to try, I w...

Donny liked to eat a pan of bacon grease, fried grits, But, every time he ate them, Donny broke out with big zits, So, Donny got a witch to ...