LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I got a call from Mars, and Martians are coming our way, They want some pet seahorses, at least that's what they say, Mars is known for ...

There's a monster outside my spaceship, and he is from cold, deep space, I think he wants to eat me, or maybe mess up real bad, my face,...

Hiding Henry came from the distant cold, snowy world called, Meek, There, anonymity, is what every good Meeker, does seek, The Meek great se...

Adriatic the real nice Martian, ended his interplanetary roam, He settled down in Northern Michigan, in a quaint, double wide, mobile home, ...

My trailer park is being overrun by flying drones, The flying drones interfere with our functioning cell phones, Our TVs have gone hush, Our...

I was abducted by an alien that landed a ship from outer space, I knew he/she was an alien because her/his eyes glowed on his/ her face, She...

I bought a large stretch of real estate on planet Mars, I opened a dealership to sell electric cars, The Martians would not buy, Claimed the...

Jack went to the planet Terra Pox, and Jack got very sick I think it was the tasty lox, that laid Jack down so quick, Jack's belly gurgl...