LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was an old fella known by most as, Fred, He was found face down in a stream, drowned and dead, Fred hit his big head, On a hard rock b...

My toad likes to nibble my ears, I said, "stop, or I'll cut off your beers", He did not stop, So he's drinking just pop, B...

Because I live in Tennessee, I drank moonshine till I couldn't see, Then mamma gave me a slap, Said I was a drunk, just like pap, He...