LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jerry had some weird, but mostly mundane work nights, Jerry was a bar bouncer, and he bounced all fights, He threw out the punks, Called cab...

Palmer likes to hit the booze, some say he is nothing but a lush, I find it hard to tell, because after each drink, his teeth he'll brus...

Whenever I go down to the neighborhood pub, I get layers of dead bugs in my bitters and grub, Tried partaking elsewhere, Found much short pu...

Elves make a tasty, magic beer, That Santa over intakes, I fear, He slammed a mountain, with his sleigh, Broke all the new toys, made that d...

Mr. Bunny eats sweet apple fritters, Mr. Bear eats apex, meaty critters, My food is such a bore, It's from the liquor store, It's al...

Jim cannot tell a tomato from a potato, anymore, Those brain cells must have died, when he walked into that door, All the vodka, flavored ch...

I use to know a little peasant, he was really, really poor, I'd toss him a penny, if he promised not to ask for more, Well, he saved eve...

My table wine did not taste so good, Flavored like the polish I use on wood, My eyes turned dark green, Hurt in kidneys, liver spleen, Disco...

The big ball was dropped on New Year's Eve,🕛🎉🎉🎉🔔 It crushed a guy below, named Steve,🚶 There was not time for us to grieve,😢 The ...

There was a little angel, sitting on my toe, He was scratching his back, on the toenail I let grow, There was a little devil, sitting on my ...