LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My dear neighbor, has a herd of fat goats, He collects their poop in plastic, blue totes, He makes many a big buck, When his totes fill up a...

I am excited to start farming in outer space, I believe Mars makes for the ultimate, testing case, I will bring cows, and make them stay, I...

Yesterday, I rode upon the air in a big, old airplane, A Seattle destination, was my one goal, to obtain, The dang, old plane hit some torqu...

I turned on my tunes, but my tunes were not there, A check went to subscriptions but, my check account was bare, So quiet was my place, ...

Horrible air, just about everywhere, It comes from Canada, it's like breathing hair, If the lungs get more filled,  I'm afraid I am ...

Mabel had no Listerine, She lost her boyfriends, Fred and Dean, She had the breath of a bear, With poor hygiene care, A smell so strong, som...