LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I needed gum from a gum store, and I needed to get there really quick, The only transport I could legally drive, was grandpa's old pogo ...

Denny was always buying real white sheets, brand new, When hung on the clothesline, they had a yellow hue, The one thing he held dear, Was h...

Santa has no toys this year, because he had no money to pay, So he bought some discounted rhubarb, then he loaded up his sleigh, So every go...