LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My ma's fancy meatballs, came out dry, hard and flaky, They should be like a  moist, soft, chewy piece of steaky, I did, just all that I...

Looking under his chair, Jim found himself, a piece of chili, It was only a single bean, it was furry and frilly, It tasted uncouth, It pois...

Jimmy spooned down some hot chili chicory soup, He added some fibre, to help Jimmy go poop, Jimmy was driving on the road, When his backend,...

My favorite pet was a little red goat, The only thing that she would eat was red coat, She would eat mink, wool or leather, But she would ne...

I had to find a pair of pliers, because my tooth was throbbing, I already tried a string, in a technique I call doorknobing, My tethered too...

I grabbed pliers to fix the tooth that hurt, It broke and the gum gave a blood squirt, So I got some health administration, From an ER vacat...