LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My kid popcorned his dead guppies, because I forbade him snacks to eat, I don't see how guppies in a popcorn popper, is a tasty treat, T...

Ron built an aquarium out of gingerbread, It didn't hold water and his fish are all dead, It may not be too soon, To say Ron's mi...

I cried and cried when my goldfish died, because I spilled my soda pop, In criminal court, I was fair tried, after being arrested by the gol...

My tank full of guppies was completely unease, So I bought some brine shrimp, to try to please, One brine shrimp grew bigger, Ate my fish an...

Angel fish, beauty, Swim, filter, stuck, poor angel, Angel fish, heaven.