LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Two birds fought over the same nest, One was a sparrow; the other a robin red breast, The sparrow was short and relatively small, The rob...

There was a robin named Mr. Poke, He could not find worms and was a joke, Poor Pokey could not see, The rattlesnake named Bea, Bea washe...

There once were three little gray mice, They tunneled deep beneath the ice, They ran into a red fox, Who liked mice with his lox, He ser...

Two little monkeys raised and sold some cattle, Then over the proceeds they started to battle, One thought it was best, That in cattle they ...

Little Wiggins the pig was not very smart, He borrowed lots of money to buy a go-cart, Little Wiggins didn't work, So, like a real je...

There was a Praying Mantis named Sid, He stayed most perfectly hid, When a bug came along, The bug had sung it's last song, And, Sid...

There was a swamp lizard named Ike, He hated all those on a bike, They’d run over his tail, That made poor Ike Wail, Now on Thursday he ...

Marnie the mouse liked to shuck peas, She cooked them up to eat with her cheese, But, along came the farmer, He wanted to harm her, She ...

There was a robin named Drifty, His eyes were real big and shifty, When Herman the worm, Decided to Squirm, Drifty thought his next meal...

There once was a walrus named Lynn, She took hot sauna baths to get thin, But, on an all you can eat dinner date, She ate and she ate, T...

Richie was a real vicious rattlesnake, He lived in Michigan near Skegemog Lake, When Cindy had too much ale, She stepped on Richie's ...

There was a big blue bird named Jay, He chased all the small birds away, An eagle dropped by, He ate Jay on the fly, No one helped Jay o...

Birdie Bronson was a pet pheasant, She lived on a farm near Mt. Pleasant, She spotted a worm, He started to squirm, This was like saying...

A meaner bear I never saw, Than the one in the woods near Mackinac, He attacked my camp site, Ate my fish in one bite, Then on my tires ...

My turtle named Herman could speak only German, My pet fish Louise spoke just Japanese, My little pet finch could speak only French, My d...

There was a big beaver named Mark, He built damns from morning til dark, Some days he would wish, He was just a fish, Then, he’d just pl...

My chimney is impossible to clean, I spent the winter burning wood too green, It caused a big fire, Burnt the house down entire, Now the...

Dumpy the hound had a heart full of joy, He had an owner named Thad who was a real depressed boy, Dumpy got Thad to play, Which made Thad...

LITTLE PIGGY, LITTLE PIGGY Little piggy, little piggy your cuteness is lame, You are not housebroken and therefor not tame, No matter how...

There was a rock bass named Murky, When he swam he swam really Jerky, He swam over a dam, Did a forehead slam, Now he thinks that he is ...