LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Benny got ginger on his pants, The favorite food of tiger ants, Poor Benny, my mate, Got completely ate, That's why, on Twitter, I rants...

Pepper spray was what I used, When by grizzly bear I felt abused, Now, his eyes might be soar, But, me thinks I'm hurt more, Sin...

What an antagonist is the bee, Especially, the one who left his stinger in me, My foot felt such a bad ouch, I've spent two weeks on ...