LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a pretty mermaid named Trish, If you were nice she’d grant you one wish, I asked to swim well, Then, Trish cast her spell, She...

There is a kangaroo named Pam, She works for Santa and makes his jam, When jam making wanes, She makes candy canes, On Christmas Day she...

Gordo bragged he was a dragon slayer, But, no knight considered him a real player, When a dragon came around, Gordo was not to be found, ...

In a small, shallow pond there lived a tadpole named Mike. Now Mike had several hundred brothers and sisters however, Mike’s brothers and s...

There was a red brick named Dave, Each day he would rant and rave, He was part of a wall, About eight feet tall, He wished to be part of...

The problem with Steve is he didn't have a plan, When he went out ice fishing way out on Lake Ann, So, oh what a bummer, The season w...

I was driving and watching the Northern Star, Then three big bucks ran in front of my Saab car, I swerved hard left to miss, And gave an ...

There was a red brick named Dave, Each day he would rant and rave, He was part of a wall, That stood eight feet tall, He wished to be pa...

Phil told his grandma that he liked to blog, She gave him wood shoes to dance the clog, When Phil scratched-up the floor, His mom said no...