LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a drone fly into my bedroom, and hover over my head, It was definitely from outer space, just like the internets said, It had many fee...

There were three minstrel mushrooms, who came from outer space,14 They played some old classical tunes, they learned in ancient Thrace,14 Th...

I came across a green thing that fell from outer space, It had a small portuberance, but no visible face, Then down at it's south It ope...

I was watching a big meteor flying at us from the sky, It was quite apparent that soon it would hit us, and we would die, Then a bright spac...

A small space shuttle landed in front of Freddy, The craft landed behind the old crab apple tree, Two little green creatures, Who had no fac...

I saw four circles hovering way, way up in the sky, I knew they were aliens when they let their heat beams fly, Bad for me I'm ...

I went out fishing in the early afternoon, I tripped out toward the big fish where I saw moon after moon, But the moons were orbs on the bay...

Frosty found he had no fun. By playing with his hot ray gun, He vaporized his toe, He set his leg aglow, All the way up to his bun.

I went to the moon to feed a colony of moon squirrels, I brought them some peanuts and breath mints shaped like pearls, They thought it a wi...

Crazy Benny went into deep space, He went there to save the whole human race, When he met an alien he said "check your shoelace"...

Bert wore a hat of aluminum foil, So government transmissions he’d spoil, But, his hat sealed his fate, From an off world state, The ali...