LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Squeaky Squires' put a chip in my brain, So I could cashier at his store up in Maine, We sell veggies by weights, Expired goods with old...

A robot stole my packed, full grocery cart; it was full of bananas, I was taking them to the nursing home, to feed the grandpas and nanas, F...

I guess my toothbrush has just become self-aware, An electric shock gave me a cardiac scare, I reached for the plug, Gave the chord a tug, W...

I don't know the difference, between the words "was" and "were", I was out of school real sick, the day that lesson ...

I built me a domestic robot, and named it, Kimmycoss,   One day it turned on me, and pinched me, and it became my boss, It demanded eggs eac...

The auto grammar fixes, and spelling checkers of sentences and words, Make my writings completely abysmal, for the fixes come out as turds, ...

Today it got so darn hot, It melted my friend, robot, His name was Jim, His hat had a long brim, Poor Jim, I will forget, not.

The authorities insisted I was insane, They insisted, and put a chip into my brain, The chip made me much less smart, I push a grocery cart,...

I got a computer chip stuck in my mid-finger, So the boss can tell if I am working, or linger, I just like to hide and unwind, Now bill coll...

The artificial intelligence took away my cup of green tea, The artificial intelligence said the tea hurt my efficiency, Then it played a mar...