LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I use to be a big star, then my public bent over, and gave me a moon, Now, I'm a forgotten cloud, hovering over a cornfield all afternoo...

Benny went to Livonia to star in some flicks, Romantic comedies, but they only had hicks, His backwoods simple ways, Along with stupid gaze,...

I looked out my train window, and saw a big yeti suit, I think it was a guy, but it ran when the train went, "TOOT", It ran into a...

Harold was a thespian, He wrote the thespian news, In order to right something that sounded good, Harold really hit the hard booze, So ...