LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was an old lady in Kalkaska, Her kids all moved to Nebraska, But, once they came home, They didn’t want to roam, Nebraska was too ...

There was a goldfish name of Bucky, At the casino he was nothing but, lucky, Every pull came up cherries, No bananas of berries, He swam...

Henry was quite the feaster, He looked forward to dinner on Easter, Instead of turkey or ham, He'd rather eat Spam, Spam was his fav...

There once was a big swam named Sandy. She liked drinking apricot brandy, She went out on the bay, Drank her brandy all day, Then, slept...