LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I can no longer balance on a bike, That's why I bought myself a trike, But, the trike was too small, Or, I'm just too tall, ...

If you're going to travel far, far away, In celebration of this grand holiday, Beware the snowman in your garden pleasance, Before le...

When I went out to mow my sod, In my ear I stuck my pod, I quenched my brain with tunes, Turned my grasslands into dunes, Then, went in ...