LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought canned fruit that had some cherries, Mixed in with pears, grapes and berries, Imagine, I had to report, I found a toe with a wart, ...

Hard and clawed are chicken feet, That's why such parts I do not eat, Unless, I've run all out of meat, Then my common rules are in ...

Locked doors don't keep out vengeful ghosts, Or the deities that hate me most, But, their disdain I bear, I show that I do not scare, Su...

I burned my hands doing sparklers then, I started crying, I next played with fireworks and my fingers went flying, And, my roasted hot d...

I have a tentative job, As a hit-man for a notorious mob, I won't feel too sad, For I'll be after the bad, Who, from gangsters they...