LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt
Sunday, November 23, 2025
REPURPOSING WOODEN FRUIT
I got a fruit basket from a friend, but the fruit was carved from wood,
I chewed and chawed, cut and stabbed, but for food, the fruit wasn't any good,
I stacked the fruit in a tall pyre,
Lit it with a kerosene fire,
I dumped on honey, ate the coals, and the food tasted like it should.
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