LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

To give them the ability to travel through space, I re-engineered the creatures, called the "human race", They need little oxygen ...

I went swimming in a swampy lagoon, My only light was the light of the moon, While swimming on my back, I was a swamp monster's snack...

I'm on social media, and I'll do anything for a cheap click, I'll tell lies, twisting news about celebs, into stories that are s...

I see a little bird fluttering it's wings, It lands upon a branch and then, it sings and sings, Happy is the bird this day, Unknown, it...

Almost all are riding a dumb donkey, because of the high price of car gas, We've all had to adjust, slow down our life styles, and give ...

There was a little bee named Barry, He couldn’t get a girlfriend ‘cause his legs were hairy, So he tried to groom, Shaved his legs zoom, ...