Debbie joined a picket line to show union support,
She was arrested for trespassing and ended up in a court,
She got 90 days,
Found support seldom pays,
When police show up your protest, abort.
A lot of leprechauns are shopping in stores,
Buying candy bars and marshmallows for s'mores,
But, what is really sad,
Is their teeth are all bad,
Unlike sweet treats toothpaste really bores.
Because my elderly shell was all cracked,
From my job as a turtle I was sacked,
I tried for a pension,
But, got nothing but tension,
A plan to get old I had lacked.