THERE ONCE WAS A NATION NAMED ROME

There once was a nation called Rome,
It was far, Far East of our home,
It was an empire,
Then it caught on fire,
It melted like cheap Styrofoam.

THE LIGHT SABER NAMED LARRY

There was a light saber named Larry,
He married a phase blaster named Carrie,
When they had a son,
He was the top gun,
He had a blast and a great laser parry.