I met a black widow spider whose name was Herman,
I didn't smack him flat since he bites only vermin,
I petted his head,
He bit me, I'm dead,
My stupid was recalled at my sermon.
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Friday, October 24, 2014
THE DANGEROUS MALE BLACK WIDOW SPIDER
Labels:
ANIMAL SATIRE,
BLACK WIDOW SPIDER,
SERMON,
VERMIN
Saturday, October 18, 2014
IN REMEMBRANCE OF ME WITH A TREE-LIMERICK
Feeble was my little tree,
That I had cultivated for history,
It was for future generations to see,
Of what really mattered to me,
It died, the dried leaves made my tea.
That I had cultivated for history,
It was for future generations to see,
Of what really mattered to me,
It died, the dried leaves made my tea.
Friday, October 3, 2014
RICHIE THE RATTELSNAKE
Richie was a real vicious rattlesnake,
He lived in Michigan near Skegemog Lake,
When Cindy had too much ale,
She stepped on Richie's tail,
Richie bit her and even went to her wake.
He lived in Michigan near Skegemog Lake,
When Cindy had too much ale,
She stepped on Richie's tail,
Richie bit her and even went to her wake.
Labels:
ANIMAL SATIRE,
BIGFOOTS IN MICHIGAN,
HUMOROUS LIMERICKS,
MICHIGAN RATTLESNAKE LIMERICK,
SKEGEMOG LAKE,
TOO MUCH ALE,
WAKES
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