A SALMON TEASE NAMED LOUISE

There was a big salmon named Louise,
She swam by the pier for a fisherman's tease,
The baits were never taken,
Until I tried on some bacon,
With lemon I consumed her with ease.

LARRY PLAYED THE HARPSICHORD

Larry played the Harpsichord,
He played it like an English Lord,
He played it his way,
So dull and so gray,
Everyone in the room got board.

THE BANKER NAMED MEL

There once was a banker named Mel,
He was known as the banker from hell,
He stole lots of money,
And thought it was funny,
He retired and lives very well.

THERE WAS A CONGRESSWOMAN NAMED BELLE

There was a Congresswoman named Belle,
She had plenty of favors to sell,
Lobbyists built her a house,
Gave a good job to her spouse,
Now Belle is set up for life quite well.

THE DINGY DONKEY POLITICAL LIMERICK

The dingy donkey had its say,
It kicked and he-hawed until we gave it it’s way,
Now we have to starve,
So steak the donkey can carve,
And serve to elephants and donkeys that pay.

A LIMERICK MADE A BANKER LOOK BAD

A limerick made a banker look bad,
But, the banker got even not mad,
He took the Limerick man’s house,
Bankrupted his spouse,
Now, the Limerick man’s homeless and sad.

THE TALL SHIP SARAH SUE PART I

There was a tall ship named Sarah Sue,
It set sail upon the Great Lakes true,
It carried copper and gold,
And silver I'm told,
It rolled on the waves white and blue.