Soon 2012 will be revealed,
Then, we will know if our fate is sealed,
Should we have fun?
Or, should we run?
Or, will our infirmities be healed.
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Saturday, December 31, 2011
2012 WILL SOON BE REVEALED
Sunday, December 25, 2011
MY PRESENT FROM SANTA WEIGHED FIFTY POUNDS LIMERICK
My present from Santa weighed nearly fifty pounds,
I figured it was a TV with audio that surrounds,
I opened my present fast to reach my goal,
But, it was just a huge lump of coal,
I guess my naughtiness has been way out of bounds.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
I WENT TO SELL MY STOCKS ON CHRISTMAS DAY
I went to sell my stocks on Christmas Day,
For I needed to buy presents and no way to pay,
But, Wall Street was closed,
I was totally hosed,
I’d better skip town right away.
For I needed to buy presents and no way to pay,
But, Wall Street was closed,
I was totally hosed,
I’d better skip town right away.
Labels:
CHRISTMAS DAY LIMERICK,
CHRISTMAS HUMOR,
CHRISTMAS LIMERICK,
CHRISTMAS SATIRE,
WALL STREET HUMOR,
WALL STREET SATIRE
Saturday, December 17, 2011
MY MOM HAD A PORCELAIN PIG
My mom had a porcelain pig,
I knocked it on the floor,
When it flew into a million pieces,
Mom through me out the door,
I then wandered without a home,
My finances were broke,
I tried to live at the Astrodome,
The police sent me to the poke,
I finally found a place to stay,
I was meant all along for jail,
Everyone finds their place someday,
If they cannot raise the bail. ,
I knocked it on the floor,
When it flew into a million pieces,
Mom through me out the door,
I then wandered without a home,
My finances were broke,
I tried to live at the Astrodome,
The police sent me to the poke,
I finally found a place to stay,
I was meant all along for jail,
Everyone finds their place someday,
If they cannot raise the bail. ,
Labels:
BAIL,
MOM,
PONY SATERICAL POEM,
PORCLAIN PIG,
SILLY POEM
Friday, December 16, 2011
I NEED SANTA TO TAKE ME DOWN SOUTH
I'm sitting in the house during a winter storm,
My heats been shut off so I'm not keeping warm,
Oh, Santa bring your sleigh,
And take me far away,
Take me far south where the temperatures are norm.
My heats been shut off so I'm not keeping warm,
Oh, Santa bring your sleigh,
And take me far away,
Take me far south where the temperatures are norm.
Labels:
HEAT SHUT OFF,
SANTA,
SANTA LIMERICK,
SANTA'S SLEIGH,
WINTER STORM,
WINTER WEATHER
Friday, December 9, 2011
WHAT LOVING MONEY GOT JILL
Jill loved money so,
Sold stock in a bogus firm,
Owns an island now.
Sold stock in a bogus firm,
Owns an island now.
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