At the office one morning there was no coffee to drink,
So, I brewed up some water and poured in some black ink,
Everyone went home early really sick,
As they left hey called me a hick,
I was fired and spent 90 days in the Klink.
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Thursday, July 21, 2011
AT THE OFFICE THERE WAS NO COFFEE TO DRINK LIMERICK
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
DEATH OF A CAR
Dead tree stands by car,
Wind pushes tree over,
Crash, my car is destroyed
Wind pushes tree over,
Crash, my car is destroyed
Labels:
CAR,
DEAD TREES,
TREES FALLING ON CARS
Monday, July 18, 2011
MY POLISHED PETOSKEY STONES
I polished Petoskey stones all day,
I tried to sell them on the Ebay,
I did not get one bid,
My stones should be hid,
I guess they are wothless I would say.
I tried to sell them on the Ebay,
I did not get one bid,
My stones should be hid,
I guess they are wothless I would say.
LYNN THE WALRUS TOOK SAUNA BATHS LIMERICK
There once was a walrus named Lynn,
She took hot sauna baths to get thin,
But, on an all you can eat dinner date,
She ate and she ate,
Then, she gained eighty pounds for her sin.
She took hot sauna baths to get thin,
But, on an all you can eat dinner date,
She ate and she ate,
Then, she gained eighty pounds for her sin.
Friday, July 15, 2011
IDES OF JULY LIMERICK
Many, many will want to cry,
Because today is the ides of July,
Summer’s half gone,
And, late comes the dawn,
It’s sad how summer will fly.
Because today is the ides of July,
Summer’s half gone,
And, late comes the dawn,
It’s sad how summer will fly.
Labels:
IDES OF JULY LIMERICK,
SEASONAL LIMERICK
Thursday, July 14, 2011
TRAVERSE CITY HAIKU
Fun, Traverse city,
Summer boats, Winter skies, laugh,
Playground, never ends.
Summer boats, Winter skies, laugh,
Playground, never ends.
Labels:
BOATING SATIRE,
HAVING FUN HAIKU,
SKIING
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
GIRLFRIEND WITH JOB DRINKS BEER
Girlfriend drinks beer,
“Expensive habit”, I said,
Big mouth, she has job.
“Expensive habit”, I said,
Big mouth, she has job.
Labels:
DRINKING BEER,
GIRLFRIENDS,
GIRLFRIENDS WITH JOBS
Saturday, July 9, 2011
TIME FROM A BOTTLE HAIKU
Time from a bottle,
Gallon red wine, smooth, laughs, tears,
Meal, down a toilet.
Gallon red wine, smooth, laughs, tears,
Meal, down a toilet.
Labels:
DRINKING HAIKU,
DRINKING SATIRE,
DRINKING WARNING,
TOILETS
Thursday, July 7, 2011
NIPPLES, NAZALS AND, POLENS LIMERICK
The nipples on my nasal are in block,
I can't smell a thing so how can I rock?
My achy head,
Fed by pollen it's said,
They make me sick till I have a cardiac shock.
I can't smell a thing so how can I rock?
My achy head,
Fed by pollen it's said,
They make me sick till I have a cardiac shock.
Monday, July 4, 2011
TRAVERSE CITY POEM BY LCB
I live in Michigan in Traverse City,
It is a nice place but, it is itty bitty,
The bay looks real nice,
The blue waters entice,
The girls swimming are extremely pretty
It is a nice place but, it is itty bitty,
The bay looks real nice,
The blue waters entice,
The girls swimming are extremely pretty
BERT AND THE PAIL ALE TAIL
Bert liked to keep his ale in a pail,
He bought 40oz bottles when they were on sale,
He'd drink beer like punch,
For breakfast and lunch,
By dinner he'd sing and regale.
He bought 40oz bottles when they were on sale,
He'd drink beer like punch,
For breakfast and lunch,
By dinner he'd sing and regale.
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